In Which Karth Totally Doesn’t Encourage Readers To Taunt Venomous Spiders

There’s a huge market for “natural” weight loss remedies. Mainly because enough people buy into the craze. Folks, drinking a slurry of cucumber and decorative herbs before bed isn’t going to make you lose fat, unless you spell water and glycogen in a bizarre way.

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Though I suppose the convulsions from neurotoxic spider venom might help you burn some calories DO NOT ANTAGONIZE VENOMOUS SPIDERS.

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