One good thing about getting 60-70+ spam emails a day is the ability to find patterns in it, when multiple emails come from the same spammer (or use the same template). Here are the subjects for four spams I got in a matter of hours. I swear I had one instance where the entire inbox page was filled with the same spam email, but I have this for now. Submitted for your approval:
The text for the second one:
You were recently chosen as a potential candidate to represent your professional community in the new, Professional Organization of Women of Excellence Recognized. The premier networking organization for distinguished professionals.
Once finalized, your listing will share registry space with tens-of-thousands of fellow accomplished individuals across the globe, each representing accomplishment within their own geographical area.
Remember, there is no cost to be included.
To verify your profile and accept the candidacy, please click here : [URL REDACTED]
On behalf of our Committee I salute your achievement and welcome you to our organization.
Best wishes for continued success.
To unsubscribe please click here [URL REDACTED]
Huh, they only posted the long-ass URL twice. Who do I forward this to?